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I was wondering why everyone in here was in the back.

Exactly. No one plays analytics ball like our Canes.

Not so sure about that. Let’s see what Cuban Cane has to say.

Yeah but we were analytically superior in just about every way.

The “no leadership” rap is the mantra of the dopes who suck coaches’ dycks right up till they’re fired. We’ve been hearing that **** for 20 years now. There are absolutely some dogs on offense, and if there aren’t any on D that’s Shanny’s fault. He’s been recruiting defensive players for 4...

We are still in the running for Misguided Nerds Analytics National Championship. So you’re right. Our record doesn’t matter. Wins and losses are for those old dinosaurs who get too caught up in **** that doesn’t matter. We’re new school. Just give us some good analytics. From that perspective...

Players play like they’re coached. These are our players, and these are our coaches. It is what it is. Same bullshyt program we’ve been for almost 20 years now. Having said all that, we whip UVA.