Hold on though, fam. You are talking about where he's from, but no details on why he's back. Did the whole family move back down, or is he living with "Auntie" to come ball at Norland?
That defense is going to get beaten and slashed is their real problem. Trying to play a 3-4 with a 263 lb. NG, 235 lb. DE, a 210 and 215 lb. LB, and a couple tiny TF CBs? Even in Conference USA that's undersized.
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