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Not blaming Mario for this as Manny had mailed in recruiting completely but I’ve seen people continue to complain we have to rely on the portal…well I hate to do this to everyone but strap in 1. Cyrus Moss - portal 2. Kelly - portal 3. Jaleel Skinner - portal 4. Chris Graves - portal 5. Citizen...

I Hoe Hoe Hoe Hope all my Cane brothers and sisters had an awesome holiday season so far, but it’s time to wipe the cookie crumbs off of your pajamas that you embarassingly wore to shut your wives up in hopes of an unenthusiastic handjob, grab those vials from the back of the fridge, and find...

Let me know if I miss any 2022 Citizen McCoy Colbie Young Cyrus Moss Anez Cooper 2023 Freeney Kirk Obviously it’s skewed a bit being that Mario got here late and had to work hard post ESD his first year but the interesting part to me was he brought in a lot of quality minutes after ESD

First things first my fellow Cane Brothers and Sisters, a heart felt Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. I hope you get some quality family time today and if the holidays are a tough time for you, feel free to shoot me a message I mean some of you can **** yourselves but in general That...

Respect I’ve bashed him a lot but he played a good game against a good defense today Leg injury, hand injury, rib injury, shoulder injury, took some wicked wicked hits in this game I thought he was done here but he gave us a chance to win To me it just took too long for the coaches to help...

I about spit my protein shake out when he got mentioned on live TV

Before we begin homies and homettes let’s pour out a little protein shake for our soldier that ain’t here *pours RIP Emory’s left arm. Till we meet again on the other side playa Now let’s get down to business As I’m standing here in the mirror admiring this upper chest vein full of...

Just end this science experiment for ***** sake **** FSU

Ok ladies and gentlemen, I’ve snorted three lines of pure Pharma grade DMAA, injected 3 grams of Tadalfil directly into my junk, and I’m sitting here eyeball ******* these plates with as much sexual tension as Mario Cristobal watching highlights of the Maryland Power I I’d be lying to y’all if...

Someone tell me we

*WINDOWS SHATTERING “Bah Gwad! ITS JHALLS MUSIC!” It’s time to put down that soy milk and pick up those TREN shakes…we got some **** to discuss mother****ers! If last week were a meme it would be this: I’m not one to mince words…the **** was rough We finally got into LIV and then we...

First things first this is not me on a soapbox. I’m directing this at me and hopefully others think about it too I’m not saying don’t criticize this kid. He’s playing miserably at the moment But this kid is the quarterback of the team we all love and the comments making insinuations about his...

Alright my brothers and sisters (and those of you stuck in the middle we don’t discriminate here) strap on those lifting belts because it’s that time of week again Full transparency, the Miami Hurricanes cost me a lot of money last week. No not on bets. We had rented an AirBnB down at the beach...

These topics are always a bit subjective given what each person expected coming into the season but in no particular order: Pleasant Surprises: 1. Porter: he’s been glue at times and we rarely hear his name. Thank god for him. 2. Jalen Rivers: the OL was gonna be a strength but he was the...

Alright my brothers and sisters, grab your preworkout of choice, fill up that syringe of tren, and gather round, we’ve got some **** to discuss. As I’m sitting here pondering the 2023 Miami Hurricanes football season, I can’t help but be reminded of the fitness industry in general. I’m not in...

Alright my brothers and sisters, it’s a new week and I’m sitting here staring at these plates like Paranos staring at a 64 inch *** I’m hungry I’m ****ed I’m not gonna sugar coat what happened last week. No rah rah bull****. It might be the single worst thing I’ve ever witnessed in sports...

Ok normally I post these the day before the game, but quite frankly some of y’all are as trustworthy as Manny Diaz during a BYE week I’m reading comments about our uniform color combinations? Did this board start broadcasting on the BRAVO network? I’m reading comments about Georgia Techs...

Alright my brothers and sisters, it’s time to grab those Muscle Milks and make yourself a nice postworkout Trenbologna sandwich and get prepped up for our first road test of the season: Temple. Last week we basically tossed in a Jane Fonda workout tape and grabbed a Body Blade. Richard Simmons...

It’s a quick turnaround Canes fans so I hope you soaked in the ice baths and hit up your local Deshaun Watson approved massage parlors and you’re ready to get after it tomorrow night (Side note since when do we play Saturday and then Thursday without a week off? Weird) Now this week will be a...