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    Correspondence From Camp “Mope”

    I am reporting to you live from the frontlines. We have lost several of our brothers as many have fallen at the hands of guerilla bannings, banning runs, and small forum skirmishes just outside of camp; but today I am happy to report the outcome of an overwhelming and decisive victory in our...
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    I Ain't Dead Yet, Motha ****eth

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    "You're Doing Great, Coach! Breathe. Almost There"

    "Almost there keep pushing keep pushing!!" "Here he is! He's beautiful. *laughing* and I think he's got your eyes." "And what's the proud father's name?" "........Blake"
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    Manny Might Be An Intolerable Twerp, But Tyrique

    Stevenson is an absolute dog. Happy to have him on this team.
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    Hats Off To The S&C Progrum

    All those Cinnamon Toast Crunch milkshakes are finally paying off. The entire team looks like they have scurvy. Any time Bama had the ball it looked like one of those zombie movies where they get in a semi truck and just mow down the undead horde with no problem. We had dudes flying over the...
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    Still Employed

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    Honestly, What The Fvck?

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    Manny Suxx MEGA THREAD

    I once speculated that a major attribute of Manny's which could lead to his potential success as a head coach was his adaptability. When he was our defensive coordinator, I thought his ability and willingness to identify what wasn't working and quickly rectify the issue was an exciting sign...
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    Open Invitation To Sam Brooks

    You say the word and a group of us will form an angry, torch-carrying mob the likes of which haven't been seen since the Witch Trials, and we will kick down the doors of Manure's office, dangle him outside of his window, and ensure you're never be taken off the field again. If I have to watch...
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    Straight Facts For All You Suckers

    I'm not gonna talk about the sloppy penalties of an undisciplined team for the 100th time. Or how recruiting misses rear their ugly head. Or why this is the worst WR group here in over 25 years. I'm here to slap the public with this one, undeniable, necessary fact: Miami will remain a fraud...
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    Hate To Be A Downer Here..

    But is no one else worried about how many guys we're gonna put into the NFL this year bro? This Lashlee guy is crazy and yeah we score points but how many I formations did you see out there? ZERO! Anyone else keeping a fullback count? I was. Zero! Not to mention it was way too clear out there...
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    The Last 3 Heisman Trophy Winners.

    The last 3 #1 overall draft picks. And the 3 best players at the position in college football this year. Were all transfer Quarterbacks.
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    Really, Just How Good Is This "D'Eriq King" Guy?

    As we've all heard, in his last (somewhat) full season of work, King scored 50 total TDs in only 11 games. That sounds pretty **** on paper and personally my Under Armour 6" Boxerjocks are starting to pulsate with excitement, but what do those numbers really mean? King's 50 TDs were only...
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    2020: Do or Die For Manny Diaz

    • He whiffed on his first OC hire and is now on his second. • Whiffed on Tate Martell. • Finally kept his word a year later and actually hired a spread offense OC that runs tempo. • His new OC coordinated a top 10 scoring and total offense in 2019. • His transfer QB is a senior who accounted...
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    South Florida Divas

    Jon Feliciano Frank Gore John Brown Isaiah McKenzie Devin Singletary Someone should warn this Buffalo Bills playoff offense before it's too late.
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    Barry Jackson: Lashlee to UM Almost Done

    Getting a guy who spent time in the SEC and just had a top 10 scoring offense and total offense ain't half bad, all things considered. Hopefully Manure stays away and let's him run what he wants. /Please s a d if already posted
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    Rhett By The Numbers: Who The **** Is This Guy?

    Last time I did this with Penos, it told a horror story-- and that nightmare eventually came to life in the 2019 season, as he produced an offense that looked like a special Olympics team playing with a lubed up watermelon. Hopefully this time a lesson was learned, and we make Rhett prove he's...
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    Join Me! Manny MUST Go Immediately!

    You have to fire Manny. No choice. The 3-year rule doesn't apply to a guy who's been here for 4 years. •His team doesn't respect him. •His team doesn't play hard for him. •They've quit on him. •He made the worst hire possible at the most important staff positions. •Richt lost 6 games in...
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    Rhett Lashlee, OC SMU

    Worth tuning into their game right now to scout him. Relatively young OC (36) that was Malzahn's protege for several years as they came up together. Unit was top 10 in scoring, total yards, and plays run. They go fast they move the ball and they score points. Possible OC capable of being...
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    What Was This Class Ranked Last April?

    Remember that this upcoming year when you stupid assh0les try to brag about a class too early for the 10th year in a row.
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