Recent content by Dan E. Dangerously

Before the season started, everyone that wasn't memeing about "15-0," predicted a loss to A&M. It's a road game, against a top 10 team filled with blue chip recruits, and Miami hasn't won a big non-conference road game in forever. Then Texas A&M lost to App State and people started getting...

Miami breaks the seal off the 2022 season (and the Mario Cristobal era) on Saturday, after what has felt like the longest offseason ever. Probably because we are all genuinely looking forward to it, instead of shoveling caffeine pills like Jessie Spano and pretending that everything is okay...

The 2020 installment of the rivalry between Miami and FSU is set for primetime at Hard Rock. ESPN will be there all day for College Gameday, bringing all the razzmatazz that comes with them for it. That makes 2 weeks in a row for us, so it's safe to say the national media is in love with us...

It’s Florida State week. The 12th ranked Hurricanes host the clown shoes program from Tallahassee. We started the year unranked, and now after 2 wins we are 12th. College football is weird. And like sands through the hour-glass, a hot start in Coral Gables means people in the national media...

[chants of “C-C-Dub” permeate the building] Dan E.: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is Dan E. Dangerously, and we are coming to you live from the CanesInsight Arena for another action-packed edition of Cesspool Championship Wrestling, right here…in sunny South Florida. This is not...

the 8th ranked Miami Hurricanes take their act on the road to play a struggling UNC squad in Chapel Hill this Saturday. Let's take a closer look at the Tar Heels. The Tar Heels are currently on a bumpy ride on the struggle bus this season. Forgive me if I don't give a ****, not because they...

For the first time since 2003, the Miami Hurricanes will face an old nemesis in the form of the Syracuse Orange. But who are they really? Lets dive deeper. First off, it's all about the U. Second, the Miami Hurricanes are ranked in the top ten. Third, I'm posting a thread. And finally...

The Miami Hurricanes overcame awful officiating to gut out a clear and decisive victory against the Duke Blue Devils. I sat down and watched last night's game as just a dopey fan for probably the first time in 10 years. No muttering under my breath at every mistake. No screaming about poor...

This is where we give remembrance to our dearly departed coRch. Some guy once said it's not nice to kick a man when he's down. **** that guy. We gather here on this glorious day to mourn not just the Al Golden error of 2011-2015, but to the trusting of our training as well. In the front row...

The Miami Hurricanes honored Jim Kelly and the new entrants to the Ring of Honor in the best possible way...by playing probably the most complete game of the Al Golden era. The 47-20 score of yesterday's win doesn't do justice to how much of a blowout this game was. This was the most...