The More You Know...About Notre Dame
The Canes are 4-1 and riding a 3 game win streak. Now it's time to get re-acquainted with an old opponent, Notre Dame. Catholics vs. Convicts and all that bull****.
1. Where they are in the standings/rankings:
Our second ranked opponent of the year. Last time we played a ranked team away from home, it didn't turn out too well. The Irish are ranked in the top ten, and the last time we beat a team in the top ten was against Oklahoma in 2009.
2. What happened the last time Miami played Notre Dame?
From the Associated Press:
The Canes trailed 27-0 late in the first half and the player with the most catches from a Hurricanes quarterback was Irish safety Harrison Smith, who intercepted three passes. Robert Blanton also had an interception during Miami's turnover binge
Such an embarrassing game to watch. The only thing enjoyable about it was knowing that Randy was still fired.
3. Who to be scared of:
Manti Te'o wants to eat your children. The senior will **** up your **** in a hurry. The last time we played a team with a beast of a middle linebacker, it was Kansas St. and Arthur Brown. Arthur Brown was disruptive as all ****. Te'o is light-years better than Brown, so be prepared for him to be hurting people.
4. Player that will score against us:
Nothing special about this guy. However, we've made every QB we've faced look like they belong in Canton so why would this week be any different? Expect him to put up career numbers against us. My guess is 20/25 for 275 yards and a couple of TD's. That's a conservative prediction by me.
5. Person that will **** you off:
Coach Scissor Lift is an ******* of the highest order. The guy murdered a student volunteer because he was too lazy to cancel practice. Just look at him:
He's one of those **** head coaches that blames his players for preventing him from displaying his ingenious coaching acumen for the world to see. He'll have at least one stroke on the sideline either *****ing about a call, or making one of his ****** players cry on national television.
6. Official Internet meme for this game:
Just ******* win.